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Olá, sou uma brasileira gira, gostosa, carinhosa e muito safada. Adoro sexo e amo sentir e compartilhar o prazer. Me chame no WhatsApp e vem ter comigo um convívio tranquilo e .

But then, I see this guy trying to sell these weird-looking pastries. I’m like, “What even are those?” He’s all, “Cuca de Cebola, best in town!” I’m skeptical, but I’m also curious. So, I buy one. Big mistake. It’s like biting into a soggy onion. I’m gagging, and he’s just standing there, grinning like he’s won the lottery. I’m like, “Dude, you owe me a new taste bud!”