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Downside? Sticky tables, awkward boners – HA! Why so serious, right? Ain’t no shame, just laugh it off. Pro tip: don’t fart mid-massage, ruins the mood. Learned that the hard way, trust me. Still, sexual-massage is my kinda anarchy – pleasure with a twist, like me dancin’ through flames. Try it, buddy, let it mess ya up good! HAHAHA!

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But then, the mood shifts. I get a call from my boss. Ugh. Apparently, I messed up a report. I’m like, “Seriously? I just had the best day!” But no, I gotta fix it. So, I’m sitting there, trying to type on my phone, and it’s a disaster. I’m cursing under my breath, and the barista’s giving me weird looks.