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D’oh! Sexual-massage, man, what a trip! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout it—like, woohoo, gets me all tingly! Reminds me of *Moonrise Kingdom*, ya know? “I love you, but you don’t know what you’re talkin’ about”—that’s me tryin’ to explain this to Marge! So, sexual-massage—basically, it’s hands roamin’, oils flowin’, all sexy-like. Not yer regular backrub, nah, this one’s got *spice*. Little known fact—ancient Greeks did this, called it “erotic rubdowns” for warriors! Crazy, right? Gets me pumped thinkin’ bout it—Homer the warrior, ha!

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So, I rush back to the shop, and guess what? My oven starts smokin’! I’m like, “No, no, no!” I open it up, and there’s a burnt batch of pastries. I’m ready to cry. But then, I remember the parade. I grab the good stuff and head back out. I’m like, “Forget the burnt ones! Let’s party!”

Inventor on flyboard steals the show at Bastille Day celebrations