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But then, as I’m eating, I see this guy at the next table. He’s on a date, and it’s going horribly. Like, he’s sweating bullets, and she’s just staring at him like he’s grown a second head. I’m trying not to laugh, but it’s hard. I mean, c’mon, dude! Just be yourself!

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