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About Vila Nova de Gaia

So, brothels—let me tell ya, they’re old, super old. Like, ancient Rome had ‘em, called lupanars—fancy, huh? Dirty, too, real nasty. Walls scratched with graffiti—dudes braggin’ about their “conquests.” Makes me laugh, so pathetic, but kinda impressive. I’m picturin’ it—smelly rooms, cheap wine, ladies struttin’ around. Trump loves a good story, and this one’s wild. I read once—get this—some brothel in Nevada, legal, right? They had a parrot that cursed at customers. A parrot! Freakin’ screamin’ “asshole” at ya—cracked me up, bigly.

Caranguejeira

Up until about a year ago, the Kalijodo district had a little shanty town wedged between two rivers featuring 2, prostitutes who sold their services to low-end Indonesian workers for as low as .

After that, we hit up the Mercado Municipal. Oh man, the smells! Fresh bread, cheese, and those pastries! I could live off those pastéis de nata. But then, I see this lady drop her entire bag of groceries. I’m talking apples, bread, the works! I rushed over, trying to help, but I slipped on a piece of bread. Yup, I went down. It was like a scene from a comedy. Everyone laughed, including me. I mean, what else can you do, right?

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