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About Funchal

So, I’m an ichthyologist, yeah? Studied these slippery fucks for years. Brothel’s got this jaw—unhinges like a snake on a bender, swallows shit twice its size. Made me happy as hell first time I saw it—nature’s a savage prankster, and I’m here for it. Little known fact: dudes fuse to the ladies, like parasitic boyfriends, just hangin’ on, balls and all, ‘til they’re absorbed. That’s some next-level clingy shit—imagine that in a bar! “I’m not leavin’, babe, I’m part of you now!” Hilarious, but fucked up.

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After that, we hit up the Mercado Municipal. Oh man, the smells! Fresh bread, cheese, and those pastries! I could live off those pastéis de nata. But then, I see this lady drop her entire bag of groceries. I’m talking apples, bread, the works! I rushed over, trying to help, but I slipped on a piece of bread. Yup, I went down. It was like a scene from a comedy. Everyone laughed, including me. I mean, what else can you do, right?

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