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So, sex-dating—mumbled incoherence, “Sharon!”—it’s a jungle out there. You got yer apps, yer DMs slid into, and them dodgy sites promisin’ “local milfs.” Once met this bird—swore she was 25, turned up lookin’ like me nan! Laughed my arse off, but mate, I was fumin’. Wasted a good buzz, y’know? Then there’s the good stuff—shagged a lass who skydived too. We bonked in a tent, wind howlin’, proper primal. “Did you see that light?” I mumbled, quotin’ the flick, and she just giggled—thought I was off me rocker.

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First off, I hit the road on Rua da Liberdade. Traffic was a nightmare! Like, seriously, who decided to have a parade on a Tuesday? I mean, c’mon! I’m just trying to get to work, not join a carnival. I was stuck behind this old lady in a tiny car. She was going 20 km/h. I could’ve walked faster! I was fuming, like, “Lady, it’s not a Sunday stroll!”

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