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Oi, you donkey! Sex-dating’s a bloody mess, innit? Like, you’re swipin’ right, hopin’ for a shag, but half these idiots can’t even spell “horny”! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’, “What am I watchin’?” – straight outta *Caché*, that creepy Haneke flick I love. That film’s all about secrets fuckin’ you up, and sex-dating? Same vibe! You match with some hot piece, but boom – catfished! “Who’s behind this shit?” I yell, like Georges in the movie, paranoid as fuck.

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But wait, it gets crazier. I spot my pig, Berta, just chilling by the fountain. How did she get there? I’m panicking, running through the crowd, dodging dancers and confetti. “Berta! Get back here!” People are laughing, and I’m like, “This is not funny!” Finally, I catch her. She looks at me like, “What’s your problem?” I swear, pigs have attitude.

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