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So anyway, I tried it once, sexual-massage, swear to God. Lady’s all, “Relax, Larry,” and I’m like, “Relax? With your hands there?!” Made me so mad—why’s it gotta be so awkward? I’m sweatin’, she’s whisperin’ somethin’ sultry, and I’m yellin’, “Speak up! I’m deaf in one ear!” Total disaster. But—okay, fine—it felt kinda good, pretty, pretty good, I’ll admit it. That slow rub on my shoulders? Heaven! Surprised me, honestly, didn’t expect that.

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But wait, it gets better. I’m walking back to my car, and I see this street performer on Rua da Alegria. He’s playing the accordion, and honestly, he’s terrible. But the crowd is loving it! I stop to watch, and suddenly, I’m laughing. I mean, who knew Caldelas had such talent? Or lack thereof?

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