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Erotic-massage can be overrated, tho. Some folks act like it’s the cure for all life’s problems, but nah, it’s just a nice treat. Like, “Come on, Royal Tenenbaums ain’t perfect, but it’s still my fave!” Same vibe. Oh, and don’t get me started on the tipping etiquette—confusing as hell. Do you tip extra for the, uh, extra services? I’m clueless, and it stresses me out.

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I have been a massage therapist for over 15 years, having worked in different massage therapy spaces such as physiotherapy clinics and massage centers.

First off, I grab my coffee at this cute little café on Rua das Figueiras. I mean, the coffee there is like liquid gold. But guess what? They messed up my order! I asked for a cappuccino, and they gave me a black coffee. Ugh! I was ready to throw a fit, but I just smiled and said, “Thanks, I guess?” I mean, it’s not their fault I’m a caffeine addict.

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