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Rarrgh! Me, I’m picturin’ it now—some dude in a toga, gettin’ kneaded like dough, prolly smelled like olives and regret. Kinda like that line from “Leviathan”—“Everything’s rotten, even the air.” Replace air with massage oil, and boom, same vibe! I got mad once, tho—went to this sketchy joint, paid 50 bucks, and the “masseuse” barely touched me! Rarrgh! Felt like a scam, hands colder than a Hoth winter. But then, last month—holy furballs—found this spot downtown, total game-changer. Warm hands, dim lights, got me purrin’ like a Wookiee on Endor. Made me happy, real happy—tension gone, like “poof,” ya know?

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First off, I’m rollin’ down Rua da Liberdade, right? And boom! Traffic jam. Like, seriously? In Cacem? I’m sittin’ there, just me and my thoughts. And trust me, my thoughts are wild. “Why’s everyone in such a rush?” I mean, it’s not like we’re in Lisbon or somethin’.

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