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One time, I heard ‘bout this brothel in New Orleans—old as dirt, 1800s! Had a secret tunnel for fancy-pants politicians. Snuck in, snuck out—nobody knew squat! I was like, “Well, I’ll be darned!” Made me laugh, thinkin’ ‘bout them suits dodgin’ the missus. But then—boom—sadness hits. Girls there, some just teens, sold off like cattle. Ain’t that a kick in the pants? Gets my blood boilin’, y’all.

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Later, I hit up a local tavern on Rua de Cândido dos Reis. I’m starvin’, so I order some alheira and a glass of vinho verde. Best decision ever! I’m chattin’ with the locals, and they’re all like, “You’re the banderillero from today! You were amazing!” I’m blushing, tryin’ to play it cool, but inside, I’m like, “Heck yeah, I am!”

Figure 1. Location of the Taperaçu estuary in Bragança, Pará (Brazil),...