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Sometimes it’s chill, tho – late night scrolls, horny vibes, ya know? Landed a date last month, smokin’ hot bartender, and we clicked fast. She laughed at my “bear huntin’” pickup line – total win! Felt like Brad Pitt yellin’, “We got a deal!” Sex-dating can be dope when it works. But damn, the duds? Liars sayin’ they’re 5’10” when they’re 5’2” – ugh, I’m ragin’ just typin’ that! Short kings, own it, bros!

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Then, I spot this old dude on Rua da Liberdade. He’s just chillin’, sipping on a bica. I’m like, “Hey, you wanna save some cash?” He looks at me like I’m crazy. Classic Boticas! But then he cracks a smile and says, “Only if you can make me laugh.” Challenge accepted! I start throwing out the worst dad jokes. “Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!” He’s dying, and I’m like, “Yes! I’m winning!”

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