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I heard this one story—true shit—‘bout a brothel in Nevada, still legal there, right? This cat walks in, thinks he’s a pimp, but the madam? She’s a boss, been runnin’ it 30 years. She schools him quick, “You’re too weak to go on,” straight *Amour* vibes, tellin’ him he ain’t man enough for her crew. Had me crackin’ up—dude got humbled, left with his tail tucked. Little known fact: them old-school madams sometimes hid gold in the walls. Greedy tax man couldn’t touch it—smart as fuck, right?

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First client walks in. This dude, I swear, he’s got hair like a lion. I’m talkin’ full-on mane. He sits down, and I’m like, “Bro, what’s the plan?” He goes, “Just a trim.” A trim? More like a jungle safari! I’m snippin’ away, and suddenly, the door swings open. It’s my buddy Miguel, all outta breath. He’s like, “Dude, you won’t believe it! The Benfica game is on!”

Benfica 2-1 Red Star (Sep 19, 2024) Final Score