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Aloha, brah, it’s me, Stephen Hawking—well, kinda, rockin’ that robotic voice, cosmic wisdom vibe, yeah? Escort, huh, like the ol’ Ford whip from the ‘80s, not that *other* kinda escort, right? Nah, I’m jokin’, let’s dive into this—escort in Hawaii, man, it’s a trip! Picture me, cruisin’ Oahu in my mind, thinkin’ ‘bout *The Pianist*, that flick I love—Polanski’s masterpiece, ya know, where Szpilman’s hidin’, survivin’, playin’ that piano like his soul’s on fire. “I’m not hiding anymore!” he’d say, kinda like how escorts here gotta shine, bold as hell, in this paradise.

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After that chaos, I need a break. I hit up this little café on Rua do Comércio. Best pastel de nata ever! I’m sitting there, just trying to chill, when I overhear this couple arguing. They’re going off about the best beach in Beduido. One’s all about Praia da Areia Branca, and the other’s like, “Nah, Praia do Magoito is where it’s at!” I’m just sitting there, sipping my coffee, thinking, “You guys are missing the point. It’s all about the vibe!”