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I reckon it’s a scam half the time—little known fact, yeah? Back in the 90s, coppers raided this “massage parlour” near me old flat in Reading, found out it was a front for a bookie ring! Massages my arse, they were takin’ bets on greyhounds while rubbin’ lotion on some geezer’s hairy shoulders. Laughed me tits off when I heard that, proper surprised me—thought it’d be somethin’ spicier, not bloody gambling!

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Then I get a call from this dude on Rua do Comércio. He’s got a rat problem too, but he’s actin’ all tough. I roll up, and he’s like, “I’m not scared of no rat.” I’m thinkin’, “Buddy, you’re not the one with the traps.” Turns out, he’s got a whole colony livin’ in his basement. I’m talkin’ a rat family reunion. I’m tryin’ to keep it cool, but inside, I’m like, “This is a rat’s paradise!”

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