Lily Baiao Whore ❤️❤️

About Funchal

So, what’s the catch? It’s you versus them—pure mind games. I’m sittin’ there, grinnin’ like an idiot when I win, or cussin’ when I don’t. Ever try it with friends? Half’ll hate ya by the end—hilarious! I’m tellin’ ya, if Eilis played whore in Brooklyn, she’d ditch Tony for the cards. “I want to be with you,” she’d say—to the deck! Ha! Whore’s my jam, folks—old, messy, and damn fun. What’s yer take?

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1 lit. to lead the life of a whore but still want a monument put up to one's chastity (idiom) 2 fig. to have bad intentions but still want a good reputation 3 to want to have one's cake and eat it too.

As the day winds down, I’m feeling a mix of emotions. Happy, angry, surprised—like a rollercoaster. I grab dinner at this little spot on Rua do Comércio. The food is bomb, and I’m just enjoying the vibe. I think about how Baiao is this mix of old and new, tradition and chaos.

Calling in the Seabirds