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Alright, so brothels—man, what a trip! I’m sittin here, thinkin bout these joints, and I’m like, “Pretty, pretty good,” right? Like, you got these places—houses of negotiable affection, y’know? Sex for cash, straight up! Been around forever, too—little known fact, ancient Rome had ‘em, called lupanars, wolf dens, ‘cause the gals howled or somethin. Wild, huh? Makes me nuts thinkin how it’s all so… organized! Like, who’s managin this? Some pimp in a tracksuit? I’d lose my mind tryin to schedule that mess—“Sorry, lady, you’re booked at 3!”

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Then, I head over to the Parque de Baiao. Beautiful place, right? Trees everywhere, kids playing, and I’m just vibing. But then, outta nowhere, this kid runs into me with a soccer ball. Like, seriously? I’m just trying to enjoy the view of the Douro River, and I get tackled by a five-year-old. I laugh it off, but inside, I’m like, “Dude, watch where you’re kicking that thing!”

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