Freya Azenha Sexual Massage ❤️

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So, sexual-massage—shit’s ancient, yeah? Goes back to Taoist monks, rubbin’ chi into naughty bits—little known fact! Bet ya didn’t clock that, eh? Not just sleazy parlors, but cosmic energy shit—blows my mind! Gets me happy, thinkin’ bout life force buzzin’ through ya spine. But—fuck—pisses me off when creeps ruin it, turnin’ sacred into skeevy. Surprised me too—didn’t expect monks to be the OGs of this gig!

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We offer a variety of packages, including couple’s massage (1 at a time), lessons in self-pleasure, partner massage and lessons around connection and kink to suit your specific needs and .

While I’m dealing with that, I get another call. A guy on Rua do Comércio is complaining about a pothole. I’m like, “Dude, welcome to Azenha! Potholes are our city’s charm!” But he’s serious, and I get it. I mean, I’ve seen better roads in a video game. So, I log it, but inside, I’m rolling my eyes.

Figure 2: Autogenous and drying shrinkage [23,24,42]