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Apps these days, bloody hell, swipe right, swipe left—like picking a soggy sarnie at Pret! Did ya know, right, little factoid—first sex-dating site popped up in ‘95, called Match.com, proper prehistoric stuff! Cavemen with dial-up, sexting “u up?” in Latin—*coitus es tu?* Makes me chuckle, that. But it’s bloody genius—lonely sods finding a quick bunk-up, no faffing about with flowers and poetry.

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I’m fuming, but whatever. I keep walking, trying to shake it off. I hit up the market on Rua da Praça. Man, the fruits there are insane! I grab some figs, and let me tell ya, they’re like candy. Sweet, juicy, pure bliss. I’m munching away, feeling good again. But then, I see this dude trying to haggle over a bunch of grapes. Like, c’mon, bro, it’s not a car! Just pay the guy!

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