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Oi, you donkey! Findin’ a prostitute? Piece of piss, innit? I’m Gordon fuckin’ Ramsay, and I’ll tell ya—Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter…and Spring’s got me thinkin’. That monk, yeah, livin’ all pure, then bam—lust hits like a soggy soufflé! “Desire leads to attachment,” he says, and I’m like, mate, you’re fucked now! Same with hookers—ya think it’s quick shag, but nah, it’s a bloody mess if ya ain’t careful.

So you want to book a sex worker?

Suddenly, this kid runs up, trips, and spills his ice cream all over my shoes. I’m like, “Are you serious right now?” But then he looks up at me with those big eyes, and I can’t even be mad. I just laugh it off. Kids, man. They’re the real magic.