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But here’s the kicker—did ya know, back in Victorian times, whores had this secret code? Like, flowers in their hair—red rose meant “I’m booked,” white daisy was “Come hither, ya filthy git.” Little known fact, blew my mind when I read it in some dusty library book—me, a harvester, readin! Surprised the hell outta me, history’s wild like that. Makes ya wonder what she’s hidin now, eh? That chick in the alley, maybe she’s got her own code—fishnets up high, “Pay me double, dickhead.”

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But then, outta nowhere, this kid runs by with a soccer ball and kicks it right into our picnic. I’m like, “Seriously?!” The kid just shrugs and runs off. I’m half mad, half laughing. It’s just one of those days, ya know?

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