Isabelle Arruda Dos Vinhos Whore ❤️

About Vila Nova de Gaia

She’s like the hotel—fancy, but rotting. Wears these trashy heels, click-clack. Annoys the shit outta me. But, like, she’s clever—outsmarts everyone. Once saw her swipe a guy’s wallet. Smooth, man, smoother than sanded oak. “What is more gentlemanly than that?” she’d smirk. Total Wes Anderson twist, right? Quirky, fucked-up charm. I’d kill to see her in purple.

Freguesias

Whore Portugal, Swingersclub, Rimming (take), Girlfriend Experience Arruda-dos-Vinhos · Pataias · Abraveses · Queluz · Brito · Almargem · Apulia-e-Fao.

We’re in his garage, and it’s chaos. Tools everywhere, wood splinters flying. I’m trying to help, but I’m more of a “let’s drink wine” kinda guy, not a “let’s build stuff” guy. We end up with this lopsided rack that looks like it’s been through a tornado. I’m laughing so hard, I almost cry.

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