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Fun fact, tho—back in the ‘20s, escorts was secret spies sometimes! Yep, true story, diggin’ dirt for bigwigs. Found that on X, blew me mind. Imagine that—sippin’ gin, smilin’, an’ bam, they’s got yer secrets! Sneaky, slimy—we loves that bit, heh, but still hates it! Like, “If you don’t bend, you break”—that’s from the movie, fits perfect. Escorts bend everythin’, don’t they?

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First off, I hit the streets of Rua da Liberdade. You know, the one with all the cute cafés? I was craving a bica (that’s espresso for ya). I stroll in, and guess what? The barista spills a whole jug of milk right on my shoes! Like, c’mon, dude! I’m not a walking dairy farm! I was fuming, but then I saw his face. He looked so sorry, I couldn’t stay mad. I just laughed it off.

Dinosaur footprints found in the Algarve