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So, check this—sex-dating’s like insurance, but hornier. You’re sellin’ yourself, pitchin’ “hey, I’m worth a fuck,” but half these clowns got no coverage—no personality, just dick pics. I seen profiles, analyzin’ em like claims, and lemme tell ya, 8 outta 10? Straight garbage. Dudes posin’ with fish—whaddya, a fuckin’ fisherman? Chicks with filters so thick, you meet ‘em and it’s like, “Who dis?!” Surprised me at first, now I’m just pissed. Wastin’ my time, capisce?

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First off, I hit the streets of Rua da Igreja. I was just tryna grab a coffee, you know? But the café was packed! Like, what’s up with that? I mean, it’s a Tuesday, not a weekend fiesta! I finally squeezed in, ordered my usual—bica, ofc—and waited. And waited. I swear, I could’ve read a novel in that time. Finally, I got my coffee, but it was cold! Ugh, I was fuming. Cold coffee in Arcos? No way!

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