Sadie Apulia E Fao Whore ❤️❤️

About Almada

Got me mad tho, some idiots say he’s overrated. Overrated?! Piss off, ya muppets, dude’s a wizard with a stick! Carried teams on his back like I carried Frodo’s sorry arse. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but he’s that good, swear! Oh, and get this - they say he’d watch soap operas to chill. A hockey whore with a soft side, who’d’a thunk? Cracked me up, picturin’ him sobbin’ to *Days of Our Lives*, then smashin’ goals next game.

Festas e romarias

Whore, Role Play and Fantasy, 69 Position, Titjob, 69 Position. Escort Apulia e Fao Charlotte · Prostitute Ivankovo Jill · Znajdź prostytutkę.

First off, I head down Rua da Liberdade. You know, the one with all the cute cafés? I’m just tryna grab a coffee, but the barista, bless her heart, spills half a cup on me. Like, c’mon! I’m a shepherd, not a mop! I’m soaked in espresso, and I’m like, “Great start, dude.”