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I heard—get this—way back in ancient China, emperors got these massages from like, 10 gals at once! Can ya believe it? Total overkill, right? Made me laugh so hard I snorted—Homer’d probly say, “Marge, sign me up!” Ugh, men! But seriously, it’s all bout that slow build, the tease, drivin’ ya nuts til ya can’t take it no more. Kinda like when David’s all, “I’m real, I’m real!”—desperate for that spark. Gets me all tingly, then bam, annoyed—why’s it gotta be so hush-hush?

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First off, I head down Rua da Liberdade. You know, the one with all the cute cafés? I’m just tryna grab a coffee, but the barista, bless her heart, spills half a cup on me. Like, c’mon! I’m a shepherd, not a mop! I’m soaked in espresso, and I’m like, “Great start, dude.”