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*ominous pause* I’d choke a fool for bad intel. Pro tip—bars near truck stops, goldmine. Truckers spill secrets, horny bastards. Exaggeratin? Maybe, but I’d bet my saber on it. Funny tho—some dude once paid in Star Wars creds, fake coins, got his ass beat. Laughed my mask off, swear.

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First off, I head down Rua da Liberdade. You know, the one with all the cute cafés? I’m just tryna grab a coffee, but the barista, bless her heart, spills half a cup on me. Like, c’mon! I’m a shepherd, not a mop! I’m soaked in espresso, and I’m like, “Great start, dude.”