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First off, I’m just minding my own business, feeding the swine. They’re all squealing like they’re auditioning for a concert. I’m like, “Chill, guys! It’s breakfast, not a rave!” Then, outta nowhere, my buddy Miguel shows up. He’s all hyped, talking about some festival on Avenida da Alegria. I’m like, “Dude, I got pigs to tend to!” But he’s persistent, and I’m weak. So, I say, “Fine, let’s check it out.”

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