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What pisses me off? The fakers – them “massage” joints that ain’t legit, just a front for dodgy geezers to make a quick quid. Makes me wanna scream, “You’re doing it wrong, you muppet!” But when it’s good? Oh mate, it’s “a hum in the air” – pure bliss, like Scarlett’s alien seductress whispering, “you’re mine now”. Surprised me how some use fancy oils – lavender, eucalyptus – smells like a hippy’s armpit but works a treat. Exaggerating? Maybe, but I reckon one lass massaged me so hard I nearly levitated – “beneath the skin” stuff, proper deep!

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O serviço de massagens sensuais ao domicílio na Amadora é uma opção excelente para quem procura uma experiência relaxante e terapêutica no conforto da sua própria casa.

So, I get home, and my pigs are waiting. They’re snorting and looking at me like, “Where you been, dude?” I laugh and think, “You guys are the real MVPs.”

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