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About Lisbon

So, check it—sexual-massage, it’s this wild mix of skill and, uh, charm, ya know? Like Daniel Plainview in *There Will Be Blood*—he’s out there diggin’ for oil, ruthless as hell, and I’m thinkin’, “I’m an oil man!” Well, these massage folks, they’re like, “I’m a pleasure man!” or lady, whatever, no judgin’ here. They got hands that work magic, slippin’ and slidin’ with oils, makin’ stress vanish—poof! Little known fact: back in the day, some ancient Greeks were all about erotic rubdowns, callin’ it a “health thing.” Yeah, right, sure, buddy, “health.” Wink wink.

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We laugh it off, and I feel a bit better. But then, my phone buzzes again. Another client. This time, it’s a guy who wants to buy a place. But he’s in a rush too! “I need it by next week!” he says. I’m thinking, “Bro, you can’t rush real estate!”

Mijas and Alvor, Laura Hamilton and Ben Hillman