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Apps like Tinder, Grindr—total jungle. You’re scrollin’, thinkin’ “Ooh, he’s fine,” then bam—dick pic. “Don’t pee on my leg!” I’d scream if I could. Hella annoying, but sometimes it’s gold—met this chick once, total vibe, we clicked like Mia and Connor dancin’ in that kitchen scene. Sparks, baby! Sex-dating can be a rush—heart racin’, sweaty palms, all that jazz. But then there’s the flops—ghostin’, catfishes, ugh. One time, guy said he’s 6’2”, shows up 5’5”—bro, I’m not here for fairy tales!

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So, I’m strolling down Avenida Magalhães Lima, right? Just vibing, listening to my tunes. Suddenly, I see this street performer. Dude’s playing the accordion like he’s in a movie or something. I stop, totally mesmerized. I mean, who plays the accordion these days? It’s like, so retro. I’m grinning like an idiot, and then—bam! A pigeon poops on my shoulder. Ugh! Thanks, Alvalade, real classy.

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