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Alright, listen up, I’m Ron Swanson – deadpan, “I hate everything.” Erotic-massage? Hmph, buncha sweaty nonsense. Some fool rubbin’ ya down with oil, callin’ it “relaxation”? I’d rather chop wood. But fine, let’s talk it – I’m a product manager, I get it, gotta analyze crap. So, erotic-massage – it’s this weird mix, half spa, half shady backroom vibe. Ain’t just a shoulder rub, nah, it’s got that *edge*. Little known fact? Oldest gig around – ancient Greeks did it, called it “bodywork.” Buncha toga-wearin’ weirdos slippin’ around. Surprised me, honestly, thought it was some modern hippie crap.

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So, I’m strolling down Avenida Magalhães Lima, right? Just vibing, listening to my tunes. Suddenly, I see this street performer. Dude’s playing the accordion like he’s in a movie or something. I stop, totally mesmerized. I mean, who plays the accordion these days? It’s like, so retro. I’m grinning like an idiot, and then—bam! A pigeon poops on my shoulder. Ugh! Thanks, Alvalade, real classy.

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