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I tried it once, fam. App had me like, “Yo, she fine.” Then she unmatched me—rude as hell! Felt like that scene, “Justice is an act of love,” but nah, justice was her ghostin’ me. Made me mad, yo. Like, why even swipe? Wasted my data plan for that? Pshh. Still, some folks out here winning. Heard this dude met his wife on Tinder. Swiped in 2015, married by 2018. Wild statistic—only 12% of hookups turn serious. Rest is just sweaty regrets.

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So, I’m at the stables on Rua da Igreja, right? Just me and my trusty steed, Flash. He’s a bit of a diva, but I love that horse. Anyway, I’m brushin’ him down, and outta nowhere, this kid runs in, all panicked. “Dude, the race is in trouble!” he yells. I’m like, “What do you mean trouble?” Turns out, the track at the Campo de Jogos is flooded. Like, seriously? It’s not even raining! Just a freakin’ mess.

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