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Well, hell yeah, y’all! Git-R-Done! I’m talkin’ ‘bout sexual-massage today, that slippery, wild ride! Like in *Holy Motors*, “Weird shit happens, huh?” I reckon it’s like that scene where Mr. Oscar’s all twisted up, body movin’ freaky—sexual-massage got that vibe! Ain’t just rubbin’ backs, naw, it’s deep, sensual, gets ya tingly! I was plumb tickled first time I heard ‘bout it—some fancy spa in Thailand, they been doin’ this fer centuries! Little known fact: them old monks used it to “balance energies”—yeah, right, balance my ass!

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Finally, my food comes, and it’s glorious! I dig in, and it’s everything I hoped for. But then, I spill some on my shirt. Classic me, right? I’m sitting there, trying to wipe it off, and this old lady at the next table just chuckles. I laugh it off too, but inside I’m like, “Great, now I’m the messy guy.”

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