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Oh, and don’t get me started on those fancy spa ads – “Tantric bliss,” my ass. Overpriced crap, $200 for some breathin’ and a tease. Gimme the shady spot any day – cheaper, realer, ya feel me? Anyway, it’s all bout the vibe, the slow build, that “Who sent you?” tension from the flick. Keeps ya guessin’. Love it, hate it, can’t stop thinkin’ bout it. How you doin’ after that, huh?

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Anyway, I finally get my coffee fix again at this tiny café on Rua 1º de Maio. The barista, this super chill dude, tells me about the best surf spots. I’m like, “Dude, I can barely swim!” But he’s all hyped about Arrifana beach. I mean, I get it, the waves are sick, but I’m not trying to drown today, ya know?

Aljezur opens tender for the expansion work of the EBI/JI School