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Here’s a kicker—did ya know ancient Romans were into this? Yeah, bathhouses weren’t just for splashin’—they had “massage slaves” gettin’ freaky. Surprised me, too! I’m over here, yellin’ at my cat, “Can you believe this shit?!” She don’t care, but I do. Sexual-massage got history, baby—it’s primal, it’s raw, like Saul stumblin’ through that death camp fog, “I’m alive, I’m alive!”—except it’s more like, “I’m tingly, I’m tingly!”

Massage by Marike

But then, I hear this loud noise. I turn around, and there’s a goat. Just chilling. And it’s staring at me like it owns the place. I’m like, “Dude, this is my moment!” But the goat doesn’t care. It just munches on some grass. I laugh so hard. Only in Aljezur, man.

Praia do Canal Nature Resort