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About Lisbon

Typo time—escrot life’s messy, unpredictable. Pisses me off when folks judge—chill, Karen, you ain’t perfect! Surprised me how normal it feels to some—X profiles full of “book me” ads, shameless. Love the guts, hate the sleaze. Oh, and fun nugget—Ford Escort raced rallies, won shit in Europe! Underdog champ, like a hooker with a heart of gold—cheesy, but true. “It’s all happening,” baby—escort’s a circus, and I’m here for it!

Last Searches

We’re going through dresses, and she picks this one that’s, like, way too big. I’m like, “Girl, you’re not swimming in this!” But she insists. So, I’m pinning and tacking, and she’s still freaking out. I’m sweating bullets. I’m thinking, “If I don’t nail this, I’m gonna be the worst stylist ever.”

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