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So, check this - didya know sex-dating kicked off proper in the ‘90s? Some geek in a basement coded the first hookup site, and boom, we’re all screwed - literally! Makes me wanna scream, “Idiot sandwich!” at these desperate sods. I’ve seen profiles so fake they’d fool MI5 - catfishes thicker than my nan’s gravy. One time, mate, I matched this bird, right? Total stunner. Turns out, she’s a bloke with a wig! Laughed my arse off, then cried into me pint. Surprised me fuckin’ socks off, that did.

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Then, I wandered over to the old town. The cobblestone streets are so charming, but man, my feet were killin’ me. I passed by the Igreja Matriz, and it’s beautiful, but I was too tired to appreciate it. I just wanted to sit down and not move for a week.

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