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About Queluz

Oh, and the apps—don’t get me started! Algorithms playin’ god, matchin’ ya with weirdos. Once got catfished by a bloke pretendin’ to be a witch—showed up, no tits, just beard! Laughed my arse off, but still, what a twat. Pro tip: check pics twice, or ya might end up screamin’, “This is the end of it!” like in the film. Sex-dating’s a gamble, but that’s the thrill, innit?

Onde Comer em Albergaria-a-Velha

It’s my tech guy, Miguel. He’s like, “Dude, the server crashed!” I’m like, “Are you kidding me?!” Right in the middle of my morning croissant! I almost choked on it. I mean, c’mon, Albergaria-a-Velha, can’t a guy catch a break?

‘Absolute chaos’: counting the cost of a deadly wildfire in northern Portugal