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So, sexual-massage—it’s old as hell. Bet ya didn’t know ancient Greeks were all over it, callin’ it some fancy “massage for the soul” bullshit. Soul, my ass—it’s about gettin’ off, let’s be real! I’m sittin’ here thinkin’, “How do I get me some of that?”—‘cause I deserve it, dammit! Respect my authoritah! And then I’m like, wait, this kinda reminds me of *Amour*, ya know, my fave movie. That old dude, Georges, he’s all gentle with Anne, touchin’ her careful-like when she’s sick. “I’ll take care of you,” he says, all soft and shit. Sexual-massage ain’t that deep, but it’s still hands on, makin’ ya feel alive—or horny, whatever.

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But then, I get a call from my boss. Ugh. He’s like, “We need that article by EOD.” I’m like, “Dude, I’m in Agueda! Can’t you see the umbrellas?” But he’s not having it. So, I’m stressed, right? I start walking faster, dodging tourists and locals alike.

Active case of tuberculosis at Agueda Johnston Middle School