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I get pissed, tho—people ghostin’ left and right! You’re chattin’, vibin’, then poof—gone! Like, “What do we do with this?!”—straight outta *Spotlight*. Wastes my damn time. But when it works? Holy flux capacitor, it’s electric! Met this one gal—swipe, chat, boom—next night we’re tangled up, laughin’ about dumb pickup lines. “You’re 1.21 gigawatts of hot!”—she cracked up. Made me happy as a kid with a hoverboard.

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I plop down on a bench, and this lady next to me starts talking about her cat. I’m like, “Cool, but I don’t really care.” But she’s so into it, I can’t help but listen. Apparently, her cat has a better social life than I do.