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*Toni Erdmann* moment—“Life’s a mess, embrace it.” Findin’ a prostitute? Same chaos. You’re dodgin’ cops, hopin’ she’s not a droid—yep, happened once. Bleep-bloop, no fun. Exaggeratin’? Maybe—but picture it: me, Vader, hagglin’ with a bot. Hilarious, right? Total fail. Made me rage—wanted to Force-crush somethin’. But when it works? Oh, sweet relief—happy as a Wookiee with a bantha steak.

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I left the shop feeling a bit deflated. I decided to take a walk by the Tagus River. The view is stunning, especially at sunset. I sat on a bench, just watching the water flow. It’s moments like that that make me love Abrantes. But then, I saw a couple arguing nearby. Like, really? Can’t you keep it down? I’m trying to enjoy my moment here!

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