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So, findin’ a prostitute, huh? Back in the day, like, the ‘70s – total “Inherent Vice” mood – it was all hush-hush but EVERYWHERE, doll! You’d stroll down some sketchy street, neon buzzin’, and bam, there’s a gal with a vibe sayin’, “What’s happenin’, man?” – straight outta the movie! I’d be like, “Sorta yes, sorta no,” all confused like Doc, tryna figure if she’s legit or some cop setup. Hella paranoid, right? Made me so mad once, this chick in platform boots ghosted me after I paid – ugh, I was screamin’, “Where’s the rest of it?!” like Doc yellin’ at Bigfoot in the flick.

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Then, outta nowhere, the power goes out! Just like that! I’m sitting there in the dark, tacos in hand, and everyone’s freaking out. I’m like, “Chill, it’s just a little blackout!” But nah, people were losing it. I started cracking jokes, trying to lighten the mood. “Hey, at least we’re not in a horror movie!” Some folks laughed, others just stared.

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