Ellie Rincon Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Bayamon

Oi mate, so I’m an ichthyologist, yeah? Fish bloke! And I’m here ramblin’ about whores – not the saucy kind, nah, the fish! Whore’s me fave, proper name’s *whiting* but I call it whore cos it’s funnier innit. Slippery little bugger, lives in the North Sea mostly, got them big sad eyes like Larry Gopnik in *A Serious Man*. You seen it? Coen brothers, 2009, pure genius – “the uncertainty principle, it proves we can’t ever really know what’s goin’ on!” That’s the whore for ya, shifty sod, never know where it’s swimmin’ next.

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Then, I met this girl, Mia. She was chillin’ on the sand, and we started talkin’. She had this rad tattoo of a sea turtle. I’m like, “That’s dope! I love turtles!” We ended up hangin’ out for a while, just vibin’ and talkin’ about Rincon. She told me about the best taco spot on Calle 413. I was like, “I’m so down!”

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