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So, check this – escort’s that truck ahead, flashin’ lights, keepin’ me from plowin’ into some ditch. Little known fact, babe: back in the ‘80s, they used horses sometimes, legit escorts on hooves! Can ya picture that? Me, sittin’ high, and some cowboy’s trottin’ along – HILARIOUS! Got me cacklin’ like a hyena, HAHAHA! I love it, makes me happy, y’know, ‘cause it’s so damn random. But ugh, what pisses me off? When they’re late! I’m revvin’ my engine, sweatin’ bullets, and where’s my escort? Prolly sippin’ coffee at some diner, the nerve!

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So I’m sittin’ there, sippin’ my coffee, and boom! This guy walks in, all frantic. He’s like, “Has anyone seen my dog?!” I’m like, “Bro, you’re in Rincon, not a dog park!” But then I felt bad. I mean, who loses their dog in a small town? So I helped him look. We searched all over, from the beach on Route 115 to the little shops on Calle 2. No luck. I was gettin’ frustrated, like, “Dude, how do you lose a dog?!”

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