Hazel Patillas Whore ❤️❤️

About San Juan

Ssss, sometimes I wonders—whore’s like us, ain’t she? Split, torn, lovin’ an’ hatin’ herself. “Guzzoline!”—that’s her blood, keepin’ her goin’. Mebbe she’s out there now, dancin’ in the dust, dodgin’ bullets, tradin’ smirks with death. Surprised me once, thinkin’ o’ her like that—tougher’n me, tougher’n the Ring! Hiss! Reckon she’d spit in Immortan Joe’s face, laugh while he chokes. Ooh, me loves that image—makes me heart skip, precious.

Caricaturas

So, I rush over to the plaza. You know, the one by the church? It’s usually chill, but today? Nah, not today. There’s a crowd. People are yelling. I’m like, “What now?” Turns out, some dude stole a car right in front of everyone. Classic Patillas, right?

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