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Now, imagine this – a brothel with robots! Like Gigolo Joe from the movie, “What’s your pleasure, sir?” Smooth as hell, that dude. I’d build one, call it “Evil’s Pleasure Palace.” Pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars.” Robots don’t judge, don’t get tired – perfect! But here’s a kicker: in Japan, they already got “love hotels” with weird themes. One’s got a spaceship room – bangin in zero gravity, yo! Surprised me when I heard that, legit jaw dropper.

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Then, I decided to take a stroll down Calle de la Cruz. The views are insane, man! You can see the mountains, the lush greenery, and all that good stuff. But then, outta nowhere, it started pouring. Like, I’m talking about a monsoon! I was soaked in seconds. I mean, come on, Orocovis! Can’t a guy catch a break?

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