Megan Moca Whore ❤️

About Caguas

Little known fact—didja know the Accord’s been around since ’76? Yeah, older than my neuroses! They made it in Japan first, then Ohio—Ohio!—like, what, they couldn’t find a worse place? Surprised me, I’ll tell ya, thought it was some fancy import forever. And get this—early models had these tiny engines, 1.6 liters, like a freakin’ lawnmower! I’m laughin’—whore’s got no guts back then, just a poser!

Our Mission

So, I’m walking down Calle Pedro Albizu Campos, and I see this street vendor selling empanadillas. I mean, who can resist that? I grab one, and it’s like a flavor explosion in my mouth. Happiness level: 100. But then, I drop it. Yup, right on the ground. I’m standing there, staring at my fallen treasure like it’s a crime scene.

Seen & Heard: Lunar New Year at MOCA