Samantha Jayuya Whore ❤️

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Hey, so I’m a lifeguard, right? Out here on the water, savin’ dumbasses daily. And you wanna know bout whores? Like, okay, fine—let’s dive in! I’m Tina Fey, snarky as hell, “I can see Russia from my house!” vibes. Whores, man, they’re everywhere—floatin’ round like buoys. Not judgin’, just sayin’—it’s a hustle! Reminds me of *Yi Yi*, my fave flick—Edward Yang’s masterpiece, 2000, ya know? That line, “Life is a mixture of sad and happy,” fits whores to a T. They’re out there, grindin’, laughin’, cryin’—all at once!

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Jul 16, Senator Evelyn Vazquez: “this whore used to dance on a bar” We are talking of the food and water that the people on Utuado and Jayuya (country.

After that, I’m on a high. I finish the auction, and we raised a good chunk of change. I’m feeling like a champ! But then, I step outside, and it’s pouring rain. Like, seriously? I just can’t catch a break! I’m soaked, but I’m laughing. Only in Jayuya, right?

The Dream of Puerto Rican Independence, and the Story of Heriberto Marín